The LA Mayor Took Over The "Cool Mayor" Title With His F-Bomb Speech At The Kings Stanley Cup Celebration

 
Every mayor wants to be the cool mayor but not ever mayor gets to be the cool mayor. Some guys try to be and strike out swinging, other guys nail it. This Mayor Garcetti guy nailed it. Remember that movie with Matt Damon where they had to wear stupid hats to go through door portals and their life was pre-determined by old guys? And he gave that speech after he made out with the hot chick in the bathroom that made everyone love him? That’s what Garcetti just did. He drank some beers, said some potty words, and got a standing ovation. Do I give a fuck if he is helping LA or not as a mayor? Oh fuck no, I do not. I’m pretty sure..no, definitely sure he should be our next president.